The Human Bean

Another Saturday morning working in Colorado Springs, The Human Bean is the perfect stop for a delicious pick me up. The seasonal menu was awesome to choose from and I decided on the Peppermint Muddy granita! 😋 Customer service was very friendly and as always you get a totally super chocolate coated expresso bean!✌️🫶☕️

Walking distance to my job. Here almost every morning. The people here are awesome, always friendly, and have made some amazing "surprise me" drinks! Definitely recommend!

This morning, I stopped to get my usual coffee, as I do every day. I typically pay $6.76, but today it rang up as $7.03. I politely questioned the difference, and the assistant manager—a young man—was incredibly rude in response. He said he could show me the receipt, but instead, he pulled up something on his device where they input orders. I had no idea what I was looking at, and when I mentioned that, he was rude to me again. I don’t understand why asking a simple question about a price difference warranted such an attitude.

The Human Bean is seriously the best coffee. The only coffee shop that you can taste the coffee, many others are so sweet you lose any flavor of the coffee itself, but not here! They offer many milk and sugar free alternatives and every cup of coffee comes with a delightful chocolate covered espresso bean (which you can also buy) Employees are all welcoming and friendly, service is fast and prices are a little lower than some of the other competitors. I pass quite a few other coffee shops to come here but this is my #1 choice for coffee ever since I had it for the first time.

The cashier's smile was lit when I pulled up. She had the best greeting I've ever received. I was in a hurry to work but I didn't tell them that. They were quick though. I was out of there in about 5 minutes or less. I made it to work on time. Now I get to enjoy my smoothie and breakfast sandwich as I get this overtime in at work on Monday! Thank you guys for making my Monday morning a blessed one.

I've been going to this location since they opened and it's gone downhill. The last 4 drinks I've gotten have consistently been disgusting. I don't think I'll be going back. I get the exact same drink for YEARS, multiple times a week but something seems to have changed and I don't want to keep wasting money on gross drinks.

Human Bean always has the best coffee and service is always good and friendly, especially Woodland Park CO and on E Platte, Colorado Springs.

First, their name caught my eye. I’m like: The Human BEAN? 🫘 well THAT’S actually called The Clitoris. AKA THE CLIT. Anywho, enough of my ADHD commentary of comedy. 🎭 just something that I notice. Aside from the interesting name, LOL, their IRISH CREAM BREVE is so specialized, and thick that I kinda don’t wanna try finding another company to see if they make it better. I usually go through the drive-through, but I do know on the north side of the building opposite of the drive-through that they do have a walk up kiosk area as well as outdoor seating but it’s not covered. I usually get two orders of their egg bites and I think they’re a little bit more superior to Starbucks’s egg bites. Four of them sustain me for the whole day for my six hour shift, just to give you an idea. I’ll also love that they have the chocolate covered espresso beans and usually put one or two on top of your drink order that you get. It’s the little things in life like that. I bought a 16 ounce package of them, LMAO; way too many but I’ll space them out over the next month or so. I call them DINOSAUR EGGS!!!! And there’s also a young woman that’s studied paleontology and speaking of dinosaurs 🦖🦕🤓 I told her about this saber-toothed tiger cub they recently found preserved WHOLE! Google it dudes and dudettes. And may the tangents be with you, Troy